Yes, it's true: the British Government really is rumoured to be coming up with a negative ad campaign about Britain with the express aim off putting Romanian and Bulgarian citizens by telling them how rubbish the country is. Talk about shooting fish in a barrel.
You evidently think so too judging by the entries to our tongue-in-cheek 'Don't Come To Britain' competition we've received this week. Thank you. Presented here though are our Top 5 faves: