I'm going to have to face the fact that I'm not going to be able to keep the gallery Christmas-free this month. So today there's a brilliant Christmassy illo from Cecilia Heikkil that's just reminded me of the fact that I ripped up the soft carpet in my living room this year and replaced it with laminate. And yes, I have a cat. And glass baubles. Heck. More tomorrow, usual rules apply: send me stuff via Twitter, or just click this and paste in your link.