There's been plenty to be horrified about in 2020, but this revelation from Mario's Mushroom Kingdom is still haunting our nightmares. Fans have speculated for years about whether Toad's mushroom is a hat or part of his head, to the point where Nintendo has even been compelled stepped in to clear things up (more on that below).
Mushroom-gate has led to many speculative illustrations from artistic fans, and back in March (remember March?), Alex Solis gave us perhaps the most nightmarish concept yet. The question is no longer whether the mushroom is a hat (it is, according to Solis' depiction), but whether Toad's eyes are actually... nostrils?
You might be playing a lot of Super Mario if you've snapped up one of these unbeatable Nintendo Switch deals this Christmas – but prepare to see one of the most beloved characters in a whole new light:
We're filing this one straight under 'wish we could unsee' (where it joins the likes of the glitch that applied Donkey Kong's mouth texture to his feet). Fortunately, Solis' terrifying (and apparently sleep-deprived) interpretation doesn't match up with Nintendo's explanation of the mushroom. "So that, as it turns out, is actually Toad’s head,” Super Mario Odyssey producer Yoshiaki Koizumi recently revealed on the company's official YouTube channel (below). So, there we go.
The general reaction on Instagram matches our own ("YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THIS," one user comments). Perhaps he didn't – but then what's the internet for if not for sharing horrifying concept illustrations of fictional humanoid mushrooms? It got a reaction from us, and for that, we take our hat off to him. Solis' Toad concept is part of a series of similar illustrations he calls #UnpopularCultureSeries, which also includes this depiction of an evolving Pikachu:
Head over to Solis' Instagram page to see more from the #UnpopularCultureSeries. We can't guarantee, though, that they won't reappear in your dreams well into 2021.